How to Fuck a Woman Properly 9 tips for making sure she's bragging to her friends. Female Psychology Do not charge in with a single finger and start jabbing at things. Trust us. If you do eat a woman out, the only comment you should make about her pussy is how nice it is. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise.
The length of her labia minora, the color of her interior, her waxing job or full bush — you are not John Madden.
Do not push the clit like it is a doorbell at some house that you need to get inside of. If you do eat a woman out, the only comment you should make about her pussy is how nice it is. There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. That makes me feel like a rapist. Oh, there will be some women who feel that you are pushy. Please, please fuck me. Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja.